honeydaisie:

X
47

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

  • someone: you're fat
  • me: thanks
  • someone: but I just called you fa-
  • me: i know and i forgive you for misspelling fab
  • someone: but
  • me: apology accepted
  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want
  • brittysuicide:

I love it.